Cats are uber funny is a collection of funny cat behavior, their unique nature and quirks, which will bring out the Ha Ha among cat owners.
Cats are uber funny that will tickle your funny bone!
The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of its owner - Morris the Cat
Cat: A pigmy lion, who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings - Oliver Herford
The cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do - Bill Adler
In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence - Rosanne Anderson
I think my favorite thing in the house has to be the cat....mainly because she's just like a big piece of noisy Velcrow when you toss her at the sofa - Michelle Argabite
A dog will show his love by jumping on you at the front door. A cat will show her love by ignoring you, and then curling up next top you when you need it most - Danielle Asson
Cat's hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one era and out the other - Stephen Baker
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close again for the better part of their lives - Stephen Baker
Most sleep up to six cats, ten cats without the owner - Stephen Baker
Any household with at least one feline has no need for an alarm clock - Louise A. Belcher
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat - Ellen Perry Berkeley
If a cat talked, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see a problem here!" - Ray Blount Jr.
Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you later - Mary Bly
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience - Pam Brown
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him - Derek Bruce
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds - K.C.Buffington
In my experience cats and beds seem to be a NATURAL COMBINATION -Dr. Louis Camuti
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be with a cat running their lives - Dr. Louis Camuti
Work - other creatures' work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or pulling a cart. They will not inconvenience themselves in the slightest degree - DR. Louis Camuti
Getting a cat is a greater commitment than getting married - Seymor & Paula Chwast
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog - Elenor Clarke
Cats co0me and go without ever leaving - Martha Curtis
Cats are just little4 hair factories - James Davis
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them - Jim Davis
Cats know the precise moment their owners will waken ....the they awaken ten minute earlier - Jim Davis
The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity - Georges Louis Leclerc
When a cat chooses to be friendly, it's a big deal, because a cat is picky - Mike Dupree
Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene - Barbara L. Diamond
Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner - Barbara L.Diamond
The cat is an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time - Evan Esar
A creature that never cries over split milk - a cat - Evan Esar
Cats know how thy can obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties - W.L.George
Cats were put in this world to disprove the dogma that all t5hings were created to serve man - Paul Gray
There's no cat language. Painful as it to admit, they don't need one - Barbara Holland
Essentially you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him - Lynn Hollyn
Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, I meant to that! - Michael Jordan
Cats regard people as warm blooded furniture - Jacquelyn Mitchard
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat - James Patterson
I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike. I think it's the fact that have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place - Debbie Peterson
In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this Author Unknown
Everything I know I learned from my cat. When you're hungry eat. When you're tired , nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet - pee on your owner - Author unknown