LOL Bumper Stickers
LOL bumper stickers are what I look for when driving, or when stuck in traffic. They can give you a good laugh, provide you with some down to earth wit, and give you a light-hearted view of life.
Improve your outlook on life one LOL bumper sticker at a time!
- If you like homemade gifts, which one of my kids would you like?
- Driver carries no money - I'm married
- Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself
- All men are animals - some just make better pets
- Born to be wild - got married instead
- When the chips are down - the buffalo is empty
- You can't scare me - I have kids
- If you're not outraged - you're not paying attention
- If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you!
- Smile if you're not wearing underwear!
- If you must pick 2 evils - pick the one you never tried before
- I fight poverty - I work!
- The dog is my co-pilot.
- I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me.
- If being a mom was easy - a man could do it!
- Like wine - I have aged to perfection.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer!
- I don't need your attitude. I have one of my own.
- Wanted! Meaningful overnight relationship.
- All men are idiots - I married their king.
- IRS - We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
- Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you!
- Husband and dog missing. Reward for dog!
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- My wife is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- I still miss my husband, but my aim is getting better!
- Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry and then things get worse.
- I killed a six-pack just to watch it die!
- Honk if anything falls off!
- It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger!
- Love is free - it's the diapers that are expensive.
- People like you are the reason people have middle fingers.
- Stop offenders. Don't re-elect them!
- Born free. Taxed to death!
- Ex-wife for sale - just take over payments
- A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
- Life is a box of chocolates - full of nuts!
- So many men - so few aspirin!
- Caution I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds!
- Unless you're a hemorhoid - get off my butt!
- Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant!
- If the world didn't suck - we'd all fall off!
- Idiot available due to having to downsize our village!
- To you it's a six-pack. To me it's a support group.
- On the back of a biker's jacket - if you can this, my woman just fell off
- Housework is evil - it must be stopped!
- Ex-lovers make excellent speed bumps!
- The #1 cause for divorce is marriage.
- Constipated people don't give a crap!
- If we are what we eat - I'm fast, cheap and easy!
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
- Guys have feelings too, but who cares.....
- Husband for sale - remote control included
Work-related bumper stickers......
- Hard work never killed anyone - but why take a chance
- I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
- People say I lost it - in realty, I never had it
- Everybody has the privilege to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege
- The urge to scream tells me I must be at work
- There aren't enough hours to do all the bitching I need to do
- My boss is like a diaper, full of kakka and always on my butt
- Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid all together
- For him to get an idea would require a surgical procedure
- If you don't get caught - you didn't really do it
- It's been Monday all week
- It's time to move over and let the air out of your brain
- If it isn't broken - fix it until it is
- I can't fix crazy
- I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day