Welcome to the 133th Humormeister's Forum edition

May this Christmas Season bring you nothing but fond memories, happiness and laughter!

Fun QuoteHumor is like pizza even if it's cold, it is still good - Gerry Hopman

Humor/laughter QuoteSometimes crying or laughing are the only options left and laughing definitely feels better - Author unknown

One minute laugh

Two elderly ladies had been friends for decades. They had shared all kinds of activities and adventures together.

Lately, they only met a few times a week to play cards.

One day, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me, I know that we have been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name."

I've thought about it and thought about it, but I can't remember.

Her friend stared at her for at least 3 minutes and finally said, How soon do you need to know?"

Kids are funny

Little 2 year-old Lindy had been playing with her mom's lipstick and had smeared it all over her face.

Her mom told her to go to the bathroom and wash it off, as they were going shopping and dropping by Grandma for a visit.

Mom hollered at lindy, who was still busy in the bathroom, whether she had wiped all the lipstick off.

Lindy hollered back, "I wiped off the lipstick when I wiped off my bum mom!"

7 deadly sins of killing humor in your personal life

• Not taking the time to do something silly and spontaneous once in a while
• Associating with overly serious people
• Restricting your newspaper reading to the awful events that happen on a seemingly daily basis
• Opting for only serious stuff to entertain you in your leisure time instead of comedy TV shows, fun videos etc.
• Allowing others to let the air (humor) out of your tires (life) Be your own 'Humor Commander.'
Shutting out humor because you think it is a waste of time and it may make you appear immature
• Opting for 'stress' instead of 'relaxation' and 'release' through humor and laughter

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"