Welcome to the 132nd Humormeister's Forum edition

For the majority of people it's the weekend. We live for the weekend.

Four days gone by and what do we say? "TGIF - Thank God it's Friday!"

And what do we do?

We drag the kids to soccer, ballet etc.

We vacuum, we scrub, we clean

And what happens? We're glad it's Monday again!

Fun QuoteLat night, my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home! - Roger Dangerfield

Humor/laughter QuoteAn onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make people laugh - Will Rogers

One minute laugh

Here's what a lady told me the other day.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and started exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspire for an hour.

By the time I got my leotars on - the class was over!

Kids are funny

Our 4 year-old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me that he had dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I took out and unwrapped a new one for him and threw the old one in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, he then ran into my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.Holding it up, he said with a grin on his face, "We better throw this one out too, because it fell in the toilet last week!"

Learn to make 'light' of things and 'laugh it off!"

• When someone cuts you off in traffic
• Flips you the bird when we make mistake in traffic
• When a slow customer is in front of us at the checkout counter
• When dealing with a difficult person, either by phone or in person
• When a family member wants you attention - when already busy

We have to learn to laugh it off!

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"