Welcome to the 118th Humormeister's Forum edition

In today's life of lies, uncertainties, unrest and fear, there is one constant you can rely on, that is Humor and Laughter.

Humor and laughter know no borders, they cross gender and cultural boundaries and have the same positive and uplifting effect on all.

Funny quotes

I laughed so hard....the tears were running down my legs. Gerry Hopman

Happiness quote

The key to happiness and freedom is a sense of humor and a sense of humor is nothing more than the ability to laugh at yourself - Author unknown

The 1 Minute laugh

We were tearing down an old 3 seater outhouse, when my neighbor asked if she could have the single plank 'three-hole' outhouse seat. I said, "Sure!"

Six months later, she invited me to her house for a coffee. She anxiously showed off her newly designed family room complete with a single plank '3 hole' picture of her 3 grandkids.

Kids are funny!

When a salesman called, the phone was answered by a five-year-old girl. The salesman asked, "Can I talk to your mom?"

The girl replied, "She can't come to the phone, right she is hitting the bottle!"

How to keep up your humor

• Smile at people - they'l wonder what you've been up to
• Every time someone asks you to do something - ask them to sign a waiver
• Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice
• Name all your pens and insist that the meeting can't start until they are all present
• Every time someone asks you to do something - ask if they want fries with that
• Hi-lite your shoes with bright marking pens - tell people you haven't lost your shoes since you started doing this
• Agree to organize the organization Christmas party - hold it at McDonald's Playland and charge everyone $ 35 dollars
• Send an email to everyone you deal with and tell them what you're doing. For example: if you anyone needs me - I'll be in the washroom
• Place a mark on you body with a bright color hi-liter - tell everyone that's where you had it up to today

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

Life is good when laughter is frequent!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!