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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000118 July 31, 2017 |
Welcome to the 118th Humormeister's Forum editionTrust that you are enjoying this wonderful Summer! Although it's been hot, it has provided us with many opportunities to have fun in the sun and enjoy nature. LOL! Funny quotes Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things! - Author unknown Happiness quote If you are in the company of happy people, there is a great chance that you will be infected by their happiness, provided you don't focus on unhappiness while in their company - Author unknown The 1 Minute laugh A woman called an airline customer service and asked if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," said the airline assistant, "as long as you provide your own kennel." She further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over." The woman was overwhelmed and replied, "I'll never be able to teach him all that by tomorrow. Kids are funny! Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem and they pay him $ 50 for it. The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song and they pay him $ 100. The third boy says, I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper and calls it a sermon. When he delivers the sermon in church, it takes 8 people to collect all the money. Why worry?
If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life! Life is good when laughter is frequent!
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