Welcome to the 112th Humormeister's Forum edition

Where has all the humor gone?

We live in a world of stress, tension, uncertainty,and constant worry. Humor and laughter are getting more scarce every day.

So what is the answer? We have to realize that a life without humor is a life not fully lived.

Funny quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes - Author unknown

Happiness quote

Happiness is always there, but covered by thoughts, desires and fears - Author unknown

The 1 Minute laugh

My wife and I were on a Mexican holiday. She developed a lot of discomfort from a chronic constipation problem.

There was a small store in the resort which sold some of the more common things tourists will require away from home.

We both tried to tell the store clerk that my wife needed something for her constipation problem.

She promptly took some items off the shelf that would cure diarrhea. We tied to make her understand that we needed the opposite.

Finally in desperation, I crossed my arms and held my breath with cheeks puffed out and showing a look of pain on my face.

She laughed and immediately produced the product we were after.

Kids are funny!

A Kindergarten teacher asked Darcy, "Do you know where your lobes are?" Darcy said,"Right here!"

"Very good, what about your nostrils?" "Right here," Darcy replied.

"Excellent, now where is your windpipe?" Without blinking an eye, Darcy replied, "I'm sitting on it!"

We desperately need more laughter in our lives

Has anybody seen the movie 'Patch Adams?'

Patch Adams has said, we have to get people laughing because: