Welcome to the 110th Humormeister's Forum edition

Merry Christmas! May your trouble be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door!

Funny quotes

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them - Phyllis Diller

Happiness quote

The mother of three unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she would have children again if she had to do it all over again. "Sure," she replied. "But not the same ones." - Author unknown

The 1 Minute laugh

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!."

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died at the age of 98.

After the burial, her neighbors concerned for her safety and welfare asked, Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife answered, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down....and I know he won't ask for directions!"

Kids are funny!

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the bible. He picked it up and looked at it.

What he saw was a leaf that had been pressed between the pages. He called out to his mom, "Mom, look what I found. "What have you got dear?" His mom replied.

With astonishment in thew boy's voice he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

You are humorly constipated if....

• You laugh less than 4 time a day
• You flip somebody the bird without realizing you're doing it
• 'Bad News'from newspapers, radio and TV become your only source of entertainment
• You can't laugh at your own jokes - never mind anyone else's
• All humor and laughter is silly to you and a total waste of time
• The way things are in the world to day - you can't understand how any body can still laugh

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

Life is good when laughter is frequent!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!