Welcome to the 136th Humormeister's Forum edition

My apologies for being later with the newsletter.

After an extremely long and cold winter, it's a joy to see blue sky and sunshine, along with a slow warming of the outdoors.

It's amazing how these changes can bring out joy and happiness in people.

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CBD oil has quickly become a well-known health supplement, believed to help treat many health conditions and ailments.

We are of the opinion that CBD oil compliments the Health and Wellness theme of our website. Interestingly, several of our family have used CBD oils for health and wellness purposes and have enjoyed remarkable results.

Fun Quote"I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body." - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Humor/laughter Quotemoney can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

One minute laugh

The police officer got out of his patrol car, as the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for all day," the officer said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Kids are funny

A teacher was quizzing her students and asked, "Brian, who signed the Declaration of Independence?" He replied, Damned if I know>"

The teacher was more than a little put out by Brian's swearing. She told him to go home and bring his father with the next day.

Next day, the father came in with his son and sat in the back of the classroom to observe his son's behavior in the classroom. The teacher started back on her quiz from the day before and asked, "Brian, I'll ask you once more, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"

Brian answered, "Hell teacher, I told you that I didn't know." Immediately the father jumped up and pointing a finger at his son said, "Brian, If you the damned thing, you damn well better admit it!"

Why worry?

There are only two things to worry about, either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, the there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Whether you get well, or whether you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are two things to worry about. Whether you go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. And if you go to hell, you'll be too busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry.

People take themselves far too seriously with negative effects to their health and their relationships with partners, family, co-workers and fiends,

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"